Stop in for a cup of coffee

My goal if I ever get put into a nursing home is to find the nearest stairs and try to off myself.. I know I will only make it half way down the hall before they push me back to my room, but it will give me something to do everyday.

Put your head between your knees and lean forward...

That's how I roll... :D


If I'm ever on life support, unplug and plug me back in to re-boot me...