Stop in for a cup of coffee

We sent one to a guy that was deployed with us, pretty funny stuff he dressed it up and walked around with it. One day we went in his tent and put shots of mayo all over it and a bunch of opened condoms that looked used all over the place, he was devastated to say the least Tammy got raped!
A few days later she got filled with jellow mix about 40 gallons of it now that was funny he could not get it off his rack!