Good old days !

Back before I really knew how to work on cars, I was trying to get my Dart running and wasn't having much luck. My dad asked me if it had spark, and I said that I didn't know how to check that. So.... he told me to stick a finger in a plug wire and it'd give me a small shock if it had spark while he cranked the motor over. He lied. It wasn't a small shock. He was laughing his *** off and I felt like an idiot for falling for that.

At least I learned a lesson that day. Test for spark another way or have somebody else get zapped for your entertainment.