Kidney stones???? Suck!

I passed a 7 and a 5mm
They're not stones at all.
They are jagged bits of Hell with a thousand tiny knifepoints hell-bent on cutting your guts to ribbons. Three hours from kidney to bladder.I thought I was dying.Then plopped into the tin thingamabob. The Dr. says I got 5 more rattling around in there.
Oh lucky me.
Oh lucky you.