Stop in for a cup of coffee

oh snap..... as a former state employee, that's a HUGE NO NO!
I can top that. About 15 years ago while I was still a firefighter, we had a slow station that didn't run many calls, maybe 2-3 a day, they were called out to a structure fire and on the way to a working fire, they ran out of diesel fuel in the fire truck! Since the next responding pumper was about 10 mi out, the house burnt down! Yeah some heads rolled on that one.