Stop in for a cup of coffee

A retired guy sits around the house all day, so, one day his wife says, "Joe, you could do something useful like vacuum the house once a week".

The guy gives it a moment's thought and says:
"Sure, why not. Where's the vacuum?"

Half an hour later, Joe walks into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were going to use it."

Exasperated, Joe answers, "The stupid thing is broken. It won't start. We need to buy a new one."

"Really", she says, "Show me - It worked fine the last time I used it".
So, he showed her.... Click here