Slant 6 pcv valve rattling issue

it seems only one in 8 OEM valves may be correctly calibrated

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you are lucky if one in a hundred is right

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So........What's a guy to do? There is no way I'm gonna buy a hundred valves to maybe get one that works

Solution: buy the genuine Chrysler valve linked in post № 2 of this thread. Automakers have to comply with stringent emissions regulations (for now, anyway) and can get in very expensive trouble if their cars are found to be out of compliance. It's extremely much worth Chrysler's while to make sure the emissions-related parts they sell do what they're supposed to do. Shhhhh, all of this is a secret…oh, wait a sec, no it isn't!

what if I buy 8 oems and the correct one is not in there? Do I buy 8 more?

What if frogs had teeth and claws and lived in toilet bowls and grew agitated and aggressive in response to the sound of pants hitting the floor? THEN what?!

Srsly: why do we need to invent problems that don't really exist?