LOL! Your words ring truer than you know. You see, my wife was a career waitress for 17 years as I was fighting my way up in this business. For a very long time, she brought home more bacon than I did and worked in everything from diners to 5 star hotels on the Gold Coast in Oahu Hawaii. She was very good at it and worked her azz off for the pay she brought home. I know far too well the stories of those that stiffed her and those that rewarded her efforts.