so yea, I was like driving down the road, one hand on the wheel and a dew in the other hand.
Just then a bison runs out in the road....I slammed the brake and clutch and stopped just about five inches before hitting the big strong bison.
he looked at me and then started chewing on my front bumper, and I was like "OH NO, NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS" and the bumper was coming apart like cake and he was just going to town eating it. I thought I should back up but I couldn't get the shifter into R because every HURST shifter I have ever had, I need both hands to get it into reverse but I have a DEW in one hand.
Then I got the idea to go forward and get the bison over the hood and shoot it and make Bison burgers tonight.
Just as I got out a gun to do the job ....it went off accidently and the loud BOOOM!!!!!
I woke up and was sweating from intense sleep
I really should kick the Dew