Stop in for a cup of coffee

this older Italian guy goes up to his sons and asks, "Louigi, why are you such a fat f*ck???"

Loiugi replies, "Papa, it's a mama's spaghetti, it tastes so good, I can't stop eating it and eat too much"...

Papa says, "You should take a smaller bites"....


He goes to his next son and asks, "Vinnie, why are you such a fat f*ck???"

Vinnie replies, "Papa, it's a mama's lasagna, it's a so good, that I can't stop eating it"...

Papa says, "You need to take a smaller bites"....


So he goes to his next son and asks, "Tony, why are you such a skinny f*ck???"

Tony replies, "It's from eating so much p*ssy"...

Papa replies, "P*ssy, that tastes like sh*t".... :eek:

Tony replies, "Papa, you need take a smaller bites".... :D