That moment when you discover your childre are not so innocent

A family of three are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says

"Don't worry. That was an insect."

To which one of the boys replies "Was it? Wow! I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a **** like that!"