Stop in for a cup of coffee

That's a dying art there Dave, wood graining.

About 10 years ago when they first started remodeling their house, the beams of the cathedral ceiling in the living/dining room were a dark wood, the wife wanted them lighter, and my friend said, "you can do this and she'll pay you good money." I practiced and he was right! You know who is a master of wood-graining: FishyPete.