Stop in for a cup of coffee

Ben Drinkin said
Yep! She did.. and more than just a touch offended! When she called me a 'Creepy Old Fart', i let it slide. But AssKlown? Really?

Sooo...you're a creepy old klown who farts? Or was it an old klown with farts that creep?

I think we need an interpreter here...