I don't typically do this but I could use some advice.

Gender equality right haha
It's really not a joke. I spent 3 yrs with a girl everytime I started packing she clawed herself up and called the police. She would wait untill they would announce that they were going to read my rights and then drop the whole thing. It finally took a neighbor calling D.S.S. and them coming and removing me from the house for me to get away clean without threat or the police involved. The 1st year was fine, but the 2nd 2 were the longest 2 years of my life. The neighbor who was also my landlord watched her throw herself down a flight of stairs and start screaming I pushed her. I was standing on the first floor already at the door with the neighbor asking me if everything was ok when it happened because she had already been screaming like a lunatic. The neighbor, my only saving grace, called DSS. All I heard was walk away, name calling etc from friends family, but when you get nailed down into something like that there is no easy way out. There are some truly evil people out there.