Had a good laugh today...
Kinda reminds me of when I was a young kid and the whole family went camping.
All the adults had a role in preparing breakfast over several different camp fires. My grandpa was in charge of fixing fried potatoes.
When we all sat down to eat, one of my uncles complained that the potatoes were burned. My grandpa said, "They ain't burned! The damned fire was so hot I had to drop the potatoes into the skillet from high above it - they're bruised from the fall."
Those are good memories from some great family trips...