Stop in for a cup of coffee

Cool. Well I'm in for a night on the recliner. Told my wife I was going to bed early. She said I'll be in shortly.
So me being me I asked her if she could do that trick with her mouth.
As in shut it so I can get some sleep. Yep I'm on the recliner for the night.
Shoot my wife has kicked me to the couch for tonight lol why? Because I told her to go to bed early cause she was get cranky