True story... When our daughter was like 2 or 3 yrs old we got our first puppy, cocker spaniel. At the same time she had a shirt with a cute little graphic iron-on. A cartoonish, snoopy like puppy and these words, LOVE ME, FEED ME, TAKE ME HOME
So on a weekend stay with grandma they are in a crowded restaurant when my aunt asked my daughter, "Do you know what your shirt says?" Daughter looks down then right back up and says, "TREAT ME LIKE A DOG".