Stop in for a cup of coffee

For sometime many of us have wondered who is Jack ****? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You don't know Jack ****! Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack **** is the only son of Awe **** who married O. **** the owner of Knee Deep in **** Inc. In turn Jack **** married Noe ****.

The deeply religious couple had six children : Holy ****, Giva ****, Fulla ****, Bull ****, and the twins Deep **** and Dip ****.

Deep **** married Dumb ****, a high school dropout. After 15 years , Jack and Noe **** got divorced and She married Ted Sherlock and became Noe **** Shirlock .

Meanwhile, Dip **** married Loda **** and had a rather nervous deposition named Chicken ****.

Fulla **** and Giva **** married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the ****-Happens wedding.

Bull **** traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa ****.

So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack ****!

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(here comes the definition of a preemptive strike) ----
yea Ben @Ben Drinkin - I see "me" in the upper left corner - :p:eek: :icon_fU: