Stop in for a cup of coffee

Funny.


Anyway, I have a lumbar strain.

A lumber strain??? How do you hurt wood???


She said she could feel the bulge in my middle back.

Did you tell her that she's a little high and about 180° off....


Good news is that there appears to be no spinal damage at this point but I will be going to a chiropractor and got out on steroids and some other relaxer. 6-8 weeks and I should be okay as long as I don't push it

That's good...