Stop in for a cup of coffee

ok.... im starting to sense a trap here.

First my wife says she wants me to go buy a boat...

Second, then she says i can start allotting more funds to the dart

NOW she says I can, on top of the two items above, put a 4 inch lift, new rims/tires on my jeep and deck it out how i want......


Anyone else sensing something being set up here?
at the very least - it's hard not to wonder...........