Stop in for a cup of coffee

I had a Chinese neighbor. Seven children. Every time one was born he would put a can at the door and kick it down the street. After the third child I asked him why.


Family tradition to name the child. Kling clang bang. Bing bank Wong.

Do you know how Native American Indians are named???

It's the first thing the father sees while exiting the tee pee after the baby's born... (Sitting Bull, Running Dummy, etc....)