Why so critical of "universal" flex radiator hoses?

If you were shot- gunning beers through a universal flex hose, you'd never get drunk.

I shouldn't ***** too loud. Bullshit like that earns me money.


If you are beer bonging through a radiator hose you have more going on than just buying a cheap hose!!!!

FWIW, when I was younger, we used to make "jungle juice" which was everclear with a fifth of gin and tequila and a bunch of fruit. We used to beer bong that but a few people got very sick so we stopped it before someone got killed.