krazykuda said

My wife hates housework so I bought her an electric iron, electric dishwasher, and electric drier...

Then she complains that there's no place to sit down with all of the gadgets....

So I bought her an electric chair....

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krazykuda said

I was in court for throwing my wife out a 17 story window...

The judge asked, "What do you have to say for yourself???"

I replied, "We used to live on the first floor, I forgot that we moved...."

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krazykuda said

I lost my first wife when she fell into a wishing well...

I didn't know that they worked.... :BangHead:

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