Stop in for a cup of coffee

This French modes gets killed in a freak accident... It's tragic that she got killed, but there is a sorta funny side to the story....

Instagram fitness model killed after freak kitchen accident, family says - CNN.com


She got killed by an exploding whip cream can, it exploded into her chest.... Whip cream on her chest??? How ironic...

Whip cream on her chest sounds like a real fun time.... (I know - I'm a sick old man....)


What EMT wouldn't want to take advantage of that situation: "Sir, that whip cream is killing her... We have to act fast and give her chest compressions and mouth-to-mouth and try to save her.... We need to clean that whip cream off her chest so our hands don't slip off those mountains while doing the chest compressions... Since there are not any towels handy, we had to lick it off in order to save her life...."

<<<That's my story and I'm "sticking" to it>>>


Tell me that you can look at her chest and NOT think about whip cream.... :p



And we may want to switch over to Cool Whip from now on for safety reasons.... (My PSA to you all....)