Stop in for a cup of coffee

A little Viagra would help you out!

Little???

Hell, how about a BIG one... I want it to be like this ----> :bs_flag:

(It'll be so stiff I can fly a flag from it... ) :usflag: :canada: :confederateflag:

(It will be so stiff a cat can't scratch it....) :D

There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you need a good pole to catch one... :p