Stop in for a cup of coffee

Definition of torque: When you wake up with morning wood and have to pee real bad and can't wait for it to "go down", you have to stand at the toilet and push down on the "lever" while you spread your feet so you don't cut off the "passage" so you can go...

Pushing down on that little "lever" can spread your long legs... Now that's torque.... :p
TMI redefined. Wow. LMAO