Stop in for a cup of coffee

Wait isn't the whole point of July 4th to celebrate a group of citizens standing up against unjust laws and declaring their freedom?

Besides, it says no beer but doesn't say jack of whiskey!
Actually, it says no alcoholic beverages. It's also on the property of the local high school which means there are at least 3 additional State charges they can stick me with if I were to bring beer in there...so I'm staying home within the sovereign nation of me and enjoying the show from here. :D