Stop in for a cup of coffee
LOL! That reminds me of my grandfather baiting my grandma. It went like this...
Her: Clarence, I thought you were going to wear your blue shirt.
Him: What?
Her: (louder) Your shirt, I thought you were going to wear the blue one.
Him: What?
Her: (louder) You need to put in your hearing aid.
Him: My what?
Her: (louder still) Your hearing aid, You need to put it in!
Him: In what?
Her: (almost yelling) Your ear! Put your hearing aid in your ear!
Him: No need to yell old woman, I heard you the first time. (big grin)