Things I learned driving to Mitch's..
1. Not all professional truck drivers are.
2. If it has Ohio plates and is in the left lane, it will vary speed greatly for no discernible reason.
3. A few strategically place idiots can render cruise control completely worthless.
4. A tuna fish and hard boiled egg diet makes roadtrips quite aromatic.
5. Phone synced by Bluetooth to the vehicle is an awesome invention.
6. Girls who wear berets do not shave.
7. Cheap motel parking lots attract drunk toothless people late at night.
8. Pretty women drive just as poorly as the ugly ones.
9. Virginia has some pretty women.
10. Not all cops eat donuts..