Moving to Chicago

I don't want to jinx myself but- being born, raised, and still residing in this hell hole, my house closes Friday, and I'm taking my *** and my hemi dart to Arizona. I always said I would live here until the Cubs won the World Series. How stupid was that? 58 years of watching the downward spiral. For those of you that said big city government handouts are a big reason for low life's, you are correct. Whoever said send in the armed troops and we'll see how tough they are, you meant the troops right. Cause these gangbangers will kill them too, and would love a good challenge. Good Riddance you sanctuary **** hole!!!