Stop in for a cup of coffee

ScampMike said

I "needed" to get in touch with USPS Tuesday night - after 10 minutes of yes & no, push 2 for this and 6 for that the automated voice said "you're approximate wait time is 17 to 26 minutes" - - after 45 minutes I hung up, good thing it wasn't/isn't a real OMG emergency...

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I start pushing "0" right away and cut to the chase...

If I get into a robo-voice, I like to f*ck with it and confuse it until it transfers me to an operator...

If it asks for a yes or no answer, I say, "Yes or no"...

when it keeps asking, I keep saying the same thing, "Yes or no"... Or I start saying random stuff and swearing at the voice, it usually confuses it more....