Stop in for a cup of coffee

I start pushing "0" right away and cut to the chase...

If I get into a robo-voice, I like to f*ck with it and confuse it until it transfers me to an operator...

If it asks for a yes or no answer, I say, "Yes or no"...

when it keeps asking, I keep saying the same thing, "Yes or no"... Or I start saying random stuff and swearing at the voice, it usually confuses it more....
I pushed 0 a few times and got disconnected on my first two tries... "thank you, goodbye"