Stop in for a cup of coffee

g'morning - got a BD party for a 12yo today.. not looking forward to it.. the kid is a ****. I'm going to try to make the best of it and keep the little f**ker "at arms length"... but in my heart, I want to deck him.
I've been told it's what's in your heart that matters. Usually I'd call BS... but in your case it seems right. make it look like an accident!