Stop in for a cup of coffee

I've been told it's what's in your heart that matters. Usually I'd call BS... but in your case it seems right. make it look like an accident!
somehow I doubt anyone will believe it was an accident after I trip his sally *** then hold him to the ground with my elbow until he cries like an 8yo girl.. oppps.. I mean - yea, hey - that might work... :D