So you all wanna hear a funny story?
Last night I stayed at a local , non-chain hotel here near my guard unit . It's ran by an old Indian man. When I got there, there was some old lady, easily in her 60s in a heated conversation with the old man. She was checking out local hotels for her son to stay in when he comes to college in a couple weeks. So she's asking all these questions about how safe it is, how far a walk/drive, fun stuff to do etc. well the old man tells her it's quite safe, quiet and that her son will get lots of "pootang" if he moves in to this hotel. The old lady got horrified and went on and on about how she should report him to the police for letting sex happen in a hotel room and the old man goes... "Miss, you need to find someone to work your pootang tonight cause you need an attitude adjustment"
I about died laughing