A nun was alone in the Convent after all the other sisters had gone on a mission for the day. She decided to do all the laundry to be helpful and since she was alone, added all of the clothes she was wearing to the wash while she went to take a shower. Just as she was upstairs about to get in the shower, a knock came on the front door.
Yelling through the partly open bathroom window, she said "Who is it?"
A faint voice came from below, "Blind man from the village".
She looked around for something to put on and realized there was nothing to wear, even the towels were in the wash.
She thought "Well, he's blind and won't know if I am wearing clothes so I will just quickly open the door and let him in and no one will know."
She yelled back "Be right there!" and went downstairs to open the door.
She pulled the door open and the man took one look at her and said "Nice tits Sister, where do you want the blinds?"