Stop in for a cup of coffee

My brother was in the Marines. On his first deployment on the amphibious carrier, one of the pilots had gotten a blow up doll. Well they had it strapped into one of the sea stallions to ride with them in full flight gear. Wel as the chopper was landing, they opened the door without thinking, the rotor wash sucked the doll out of the chopper and blew her over board, she hit the water and all the emergency beacons went off for "man overboard, they stopped the carrier, launched a SAR bird and diver because the LSO thought it was an actual marine/ sailor that's gone overboard. The diver upon getting to the doll floating in the ocean, stabbed it with his knife and let it sink

That's murder... :mob: