What do you call the guys that complain about non stock cars?

I have 2 A bodies. A survivor Dart and a Duster that got it's "stock" cherry popped a long time before I ever got it.
My Dart I won't do anything to as far as a modification. The car is what it is and it can stand on it's own.
The Duster, well, the things I have planed for it will make a purist piss his drawers.
I did put the /6 back under the hood after the 1st one crapped out. I caught holy hell for that, but my wife drives the car and I don't need her getting stupid in it ( yes, I have that problem).
I hope she never finds out about 4bbl intakes for /6's, she'll want that!