Who here has worked as a Porta Potty sucker ?

Growing up we had a septic tank. City put sewer lines in, mandated everyone tie into them. Had to have the septic tank pumped/filled or removed. The poop pumper guy was kneeling down by the open tank. Mackey, our Collie we had, jumped on folks when they were kneeling down. She jumped on him from behind...needless to say what happened.....

the collie drowned?

Just like there's a need for doctors, there's a need for poop pumpers and ditch diggers.

how did the saying go?

"one can dig a ditch so straight and true, even God can look it through"

@pishta...reading about the fish smell couldn't help but laugh. I worked at a check printer for 6 or so years. We generated a ton of trash. Had a shredder and compactor on the trash dumpster. The dumpster got swapped weekly. Wasn't uncommon for us to get a dumpster that came from some sort of processing plant...that processed fish. Nothing like that smell in the middle of summer in Jersey...90+* with 80% humidity....good times...

you think that is bad, i used to work at a place which was downwind from a candy bar plant
when the wind was just right, and it was warm out the whole shop would smell like kit-kat bars
i would get so hungry working there