Stop in for a cup of coffee

When smurfs do it, do they have smorgasms?
If you do it on the carpet, do you have a floorgasm?

If you do it at WalMart, do you have a storegasm?
If you do it on a football field, Is it a scoregasm?
if you have to pay her, is it a whoregasm?
I think you are overthinking this...