The difference between men and women according to me!

Honey, we should vacuum that spider web down next time one of us has the vacuum out.

Her:
"And wash the walls and paint since I'm tired of this color, and remodel the kitchen, Oh and my car needs a new steering rack, and I don't like the way the front of the shed looks, and there's a weed right there, and there and there, and and and.

Seriously. :D