there were two little babies laying in the nursery , both just waking up from their nap
the one rolled on its side, and looked at the other one
PSST she says, PSSSST...are you a boy, or a girl?
the other one replies, sure as i can be, "im a boy"
but how do you know, asks #1?
#2 rolls over and looks over his shoulder
"as soon as the nurse leaves, i will show you" he winks
a few minutes later, the nurse leaves to go get some bottles ready and baby number two calls out
"your ready" ?
baby #1 "you know i am"
so baby #2 lifts the blanked and proudly proclaims,
"there you have it, look at it...blue socks"