The difference between men and women according to me!

All my joking aside, my wife is wonderful. As a matter of fact, she enthusiastically helped me to complete my classic car collection. We sat down and I told her what I wanted to get. It was then that she got very enthusiastic and informed me that we are getting no more cars. So... My collection is complete!!!! At one.


X2 my wife gave me alot of crap for the last few years about our old truck, (its 40 years old) so last weekend I bought a new one, but kept the old one.
She told me, "Why are you so stubborn, to not want to buy a new vehicle, but you will buy 2 junkers setting in the yard this year"

She keeps threatening me with divorce if I buy many more old cars.
I have bought 2 e-bodys that need work this year, that I might be able to make a decent one out of the pair.
And I still have the old truck.