I swear, some people could kill themselves with an ice cream cone, and when they do they shouldn't allow a lawsuit over it to even happen.
About the only thing I have not seen a lawsuit over is a drunk driver getting in a wreck.
That's probably just that I haven't heard of it yet though.
"Yes your honor I was drunk, but there should be laws against cars having headlights spaced to where a drunk person sees three and has to guess which one isn't really there":D