UPS sucks so bad there is no worse

Ordered a piece of Egag. I recently had a package from there HELD that was sent FedEx. They told me THE SELLER MUST CHANGE the destination. So he did

Now THIS "incoming" is UPS. Told the seller to have it held here at the UPS joint. He says he can't. I call the local joint. They can't help say call 800 bla bla bla

I CALL 800 bla bla bla and get some damned asian in asia. Who I can't understand. THEN I go to their WEBSITE, and if you have never DONE that I'm TELLING you IT REALLY SUCKS

I finally got "signed up" to their fecking LOGIN bullshit. Your PASSWORD cannot contain ANY PART (letters no's etc) of your username or your email. So NOW I have a PASSWORD that I'll NEVER FECKING REMEMBER without having it TATTOOED IN MIRROR IMAGE on my damned FORE head

So NOW I'm LOGGED IN. BUT IT STILL WILL NOT ALLOW me to change this it claims bla bla blishy blashy blish blash. Went to the email. VERIFIED my whatever. Closed all UPS related browser windows. Logged in AGAIN AFTER READING MY NEW PASSWORD OFF MY NEW TATTOO ON MY FOREHEAD IN THE MIRROR

So far I've got about over a damn HOUR into this mess and I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE this package MIGHT END UP, except I DO KNOW THIS!!!!1

It mos likely will be DUMPED UNCEREMONIOUSLY on my FRONT PORCH where it will GROW LEGS before I can get home from WORK