Weird tips and tricks

Ok this goes in the misc file on this thread, not exactly a tip about cars but this is a situation all car guys find ourselves in..lets say you are at a campground or anyplace away from home and you need to take care of your morning post-coffee "business," and you want to get the job done quick...bring a bar of strong-smelling soap (Irish Spring is good) and take some whiffs, the chemical smell triggers whatever it is that makes you go, and you can be on your way!