hahahaha, I totally hear ya Mike!
I've sadly been out furnace shopping. Just had a tech out to tune ours and do the winter service on it.. We got bad news... Its done.. Come on... 23 years old and its crapped out?? LOL The plus side I get to use my discounts and connections to purchase new.. So needless to say we are buying a new furnace and A/C.. Part of my weekend job, tear out my furnace. I guess better now than in January.