Stop in for a cup of coffee

Hey remember about a year ago the police scaring me in my yard and it turned out it was my neighbor they were after? The Bastid asked if he could put some brush on my brush pile to burn....I said sure. Well he missed the pile by 50 yards and put a pile of brush the size of a shed in the field. So I go to move it with the tractor I couldn't but I unburied a bunch of boxes and garbage that he put in it first. It had dildo boxes and sex toys and a pair of bright red silk underwear in it. You wait til I see the prick. I burnt it yesterday...I was afraid I would die and people would ask what I was into!