Best all weather car cover?

I buy 3 layer / under 150 price range from various sellers every few years. They get dirty on the outside, pollen and such. Wont fit in the washing machine.
I have to tell all... The car cover is like a virtual barbed wire fence between me and my car. I'll have to gather that feckin' tent up and put it somewhere just to drive the car a few hours. Once back home I'll have to finger out how to ungather it again, hoping it dont slide off to the ground. Is the antenna hole in the right spot? Hail no, its backward. Turn it 180 degrees, there it goes sliding off the rear. GRRRRRR Slick wax is my enemy.
Did I say I hate the thing? I aint uncovered the car since mid August. When I do I'll probably find this cover has started shedding lint from its fuzzy under layer too. Time to buy another.
Maybe I'm a idiot because I haven't fingered out how to fold/unfold it. I did learn that If I wanna partially remove it, raise the hood, hook up the battery, let the car sit and idle a while, I'll need to take it off the exhaust tip too,,, and hope a breeze doesn't come along and throw it on the ground again. So any advise here? YEP... Buy a cheap one first and try to learn to love it.