Steak and Beer

I've got a couple cats that often share beef/chicken jerky with me.

...but I've only ever seen one of them drink beer.
I had a cat once that would steal my pizza crusts when I left the room. She would sit there pretending not to notice I was eating pizza, but the second I left the room for something, she was all over it and dragging it off under the nearest piece of furniture to devour.

If I came home after eating pizza, she would climb up on me, smell my breath and then give me that look..."Well, where's the crust?"